February 2010
I'm not watching the Grammies.
(via heliotropeenvelope)
*Grammys
And me neither!
January 2010
Listen,
I deserve this Good Burger I just bought for myself.
I am so unfathomably disgusted right now.
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I love the ads outside my dorm for the new Sarah Silverman and Demetri Martin seasons.
“They’re back. / Their back.”
I really need to lose weight, this ain’t okay.
Upendi - The single least appreciated Disney song...
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I think out of all the major rewarding bodies, the Grammys are by far the most obsolete and irrelevant.
Moulin Rouge’s second soundtrack > first.
The ultimate homage to Salinger →
Love it, so much.
“I got one formspring question that was like, “would you have sex with the...”
– Ashley Poitras
Bill to criminalize bestiality advances in Alaska... →
It’s never too late.
Kentucky, you’re up next. Until you get to it, Gay Marriage opponents can’t use the “slippery slope to bestiality” argument since…it is legal in your state.
Can't fucking wait for this movie →
Nic and Jules were doing a fine job of screwing up their happy lesbian household before Paul’s arrival, of course, but “The Kids Are All Right” ranks with the most compelling portraits of an American marriage, regardless of sexuality, in film history.
Oh, and
Yesterday Howard Zinn, today J.D. Salinger.
RIP. :(
My life as of late has been comprised of nothing but As Told By Ginger and Dan Savage.
Right now I’m listening to the Prince of Egypt soundtrack and want to watch Inglourious Basterds. I should oversleep for excessive classes more often.
I hope Republicans have had enough of saying “no” just for the sake of saying no.
Any interchangeable scene from the movie Crash
Found this surfing teh interwebz.
Person 1: “OMGAWD Watch where you’re walking you Asian rice eater” Person 2: “Oh Shut Up… I couldn’t see you because you’re so black” Person 1: “Oh no you didn’t… i’m a karate chop yo ass” Person 3: “Oh ladies calm down.” Person 2: “What you gonna do Apu.. blow up...
Who ever needed an iPad?
Yeah okay, ban dictionaries in school. Way to be intellectual, school districts!
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“I’m not going home until I give my cool cousin a MAAKEOVERRR!”...”
– THIS IS THE MOST EXCELLENT 30 ROCK EPISODE OF MY LIFE.
Oh, the things I would do to Nicholas Hoult…
Watchheliotropeenvelope:
brittanysayswhat:
jersey shore…with kids. LOVE. IT.
OMG.
This is profoundly disturbing.
Who told Jeremy Renner that it was okay to wear velvet suits?
Dear world,
American Beauty is not a good movie.
Love,
Ibad.
Any chance of making any new plans for tonight is ruined out of the necessity of catching Conan’s last tonight show tonight.
Basically, gonna cry myself to sleep tonight. COOOONANNNNNN! :’[
