I.B.A.D.

And hello to Jason Isaacs...

I’m pissed that A Pigeon Sat on a Branch Reflecting On Existence isn’t at Cannes!!! 

And how about Hsien?!?!?!

So far I’m assuming Nuri Blige Ceylon will take this year’s Palme D’Or.

I think Bianca Del Rio just drunkenly tweeted me while I’m drunk as well?!

the announcement of the Cannes lineup of films has become my chocolate pudding.

STOP I’M HAVING FLASHBACKS OF HIGH SCHOOL

STOP I’M HAVING FLASHBACKS OF HIGH SCHOOL

Chaz Bono kept complaining about Trinity calling him Chad like bitch try having my name.

I might as well stay awake for the 5 a.m. announcement of the Cannes lineup. But I’m also out of liquor…